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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/1/2007 10:24:03 PM
Turn himself into a real stud, and when he saw her he raised up on his hind legs and let out a mighty snort and then....
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 11/2/2007 4:17:08 PM
realized there was a tragic error durring the surgery. Instead of being a mighty stud, he was a ....
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Originally posted by: Jblake on 11/2/2007 5:13:21 PM
a SheMale!
And by the looks of his crotch, he has gotten
gona-slypa-herpa-crab. "You cant kill that with penicillin" said Bobo.
So off they went to find a doctor.
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/2/2007 7:32:07 PM
The doctor, although throughly shock at what he saw, than after he got Bobo out of his mind he explained that he had a tee time and told them to come back in 2 hours and 10 minutes as he was playing with former President George H. W. Bush...
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 11/13/2007 8:22:47 PM
who also had gona-slypa-herpa-crab. Luckily they cured him with a shot of Jack Daniels. They went to Wolly-World where ...
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Originally posted by: Jblake on 11/14/2007 5:24:55 PM
They wanted to get on the rides. So they went on..
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 11/14/2007 5:34:33 PM
the log ride. Bobo got so wet ...
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Originally posted by: Steven Berry on 11/14/2007 5:56:58 PM
and her body hair got all tangled on the wet log ride so
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/14/2007 10:51:44 PM
Toke snuck into darkhorses house and snatched his dogs brush. The dog realizing that the brush would be used on Bobo was so upset that it chased Toke down the street and.....
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Originally posted by: kweaver on 11/15/2007 6:23:31 AM
after chasing toke down and knocking him over on the street, the dog began to bit at toke's hands trying to get the brush back. After a few moments .......
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Originally posted by: Jblake on 11/15/2007 5:18:19 PM
He started humping his leg instead.
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 11/15/2007 7:52:30 PM
This really turned Bobo on and ....
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/15/2007 7:56:17 PM
She began to hump the dogs leg she was really into it and the dog got so scared he forgot all about the brush, he stole a cell phone and called Darkhorse and said....
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 11/16/2007 10:26:03 AM
started screaming "Wake up Toke Wake up" and toke sprung out of bed looking around confused and realized ...
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Originally posted by: kweaver on 11/16/2007 10:45:10 AM
that there was something gooey on his leg. He got out of bed and ...
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Originally posted by: Jblake on 11/16/2007 5:47:30 PM
Cleaned off the barbecue sauce from eating chicken tenders in bed.
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/17/2007 7:30:32 PM
When that was done toke and the dog snuck out of the room and as they went to the parking lot a cab pulled up and out came TOOTB with a case of Moosehead Beer, well when the dog and Toke saw this they called DarkHorse and told him to pick up a large supreme Chicago Pizza and a bag of dog treats, DarkHorse said no problem, he would....
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 11/18/2007 3:23:20 PM
stop at Walmart and pick up the pizza and dog treats plus a few other items they needed for the picnic at they planned. When they got to the picnic Chewey was there flying a kite and they ....
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Originally posted by: Jblake on 11/18/2007 6:02:23 PM
Wondered why he was flying a kite. Was it an experiment in electricity? Was it his Ben Franklin worship kicking in again? They looked for his pills.
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/22/2007 10:07:09 AM
They were all looking for chewys pills Darkhorses dog was looking for a nice tree, TOOTB made a pronounce ment that although pizza goes well with beer it has no business at a picnic. Meanwhile Bobo was scoping out Toke and began to make her move TOOTB saw this and proclaimed that the Boss had called him and he had to head to the Great White north to chop some fire wood, Chewy oblivious to all of the was still flying the kite when Ducks said to Dark horse isn't that a thunder storm headed this way?.......
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Originally posted by: smroot on 11/26/2007 8:20:40 AM
Dark Horse replied "Nah, that rumble you hear is from Rookies keyboard as he writes another thesis to explain another topic here on the Board".
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/26/2007 3:12:51 PM
Rookie, who heard this decided to writre a come true thesis on thunder storms. He wrote all about the rumbling and the ability for a thunder head to produce lightning, as his fingers flew over his keyboard, it was as if he could send a thunder storm by shear force of will, to where ever he wanted....he chose the Chicago area... and as Chewy so serene, oblivious to all as he flew his kite, as TOOTB tried to fly out to return to the boss, as Darkhorse and Ducks discussed the board outing, and Bobo finaly eased up behind Toke just as she was to make her move, MJ showed up and yelled out "look at that thunderhead comming our way" at that instant it seemed like all heard not thunder but maniaial laughter, it was as if....
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 11/26/2007 3:40:23 PM
everyone at the picnic grounds realized Chewey was flying a pink kite with a bright yellow tail. As they all rolled around on the ground hysterically Chewey realized they were laughing at him and ...
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Originally posted by: smroot on 11/28/2007 10:45:47 AM
his shorts had fallen down around his ankles and his underwear matched his kite. He then reached down...
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 12/2/2007 1:50:09 PM
and tried to pull up his shorts, found it to hard to do while controling his kite. MJ was interviewed by Rookie who wrote a six page comprensive report on how to pull up shorts based on MJ's ability. Bobo saw the kite matching shorts and ran across the field and just as she was about to jump Chewy......
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Originally posted by: heff on 12/2/2007 5:21:10 PM
begged Rookieblue for a suggestion on how to deal with Bobo, but by time rookie was finished responding, bobo had her way with chewy. Chewy realized it was.....
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 12/5/2007 10:52:15 PM
with out a doubt the worst thing that had ever happened. He felt alone and now really worried about the aspiring Pro stuff he was shocked, mentally and physically. He ran to the mens room and washed his whole body 16 times and realized that there was only toilet paper in the restroom. He dried off as best he could and dressed, went to the driving range to hit a bucket of balls cause he couldn't afford the cost of shrink. Off in the distance he heard and that saw a red sleigh with a jovial old man the was screaming at the top of his lungs, the reindeer were going as fast as they could but there on the rear part of the runner he spied Bobo, she was.......
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 12/6/2007 5:27:05 AM
waiving and yelling something to chewey but he didn't understand what she was yelling. He shouted back " I can't hear you, what are you trying to say". The sleigh made another pass by him a little lower so he could hear her yelling "Chewey, you are dragging around toilet paper. It's stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Hurry go" .........
He didnit hear the last part of her sentence because the sleigh was too far. What was she trying to tell him? Maybe she was saying "Hurry go .........."
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Originally posted by: smroot on 12/6/2007 12:46:08 PM
tell it on the mountain that Chewey is receiving a fax.
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 12/9/2007 3:05:40 PM
While most of the people in the park thought it was toilet paper, Chewy had a combination cell phone and fax machine in his shoe (eat your heart out Rookie), as the Jolly Fat guy and his sleigh flew off with Bobo hanging on, Chewy recovered his sences and the Fax. He quickly realized that it was from RevKev, and the fax was a pastorial message imploring Chewy not to fly kites in a thunderstorm and to steer clear of Bobo. Chewy was so taken aback he fell to the ground and.......
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 12/9/2007 7:51:16 PM
hit his head on a rock knocking him out cold. When he regained conciousness he was confused because he didn't understand how he got to Canada. Canadian Golfer tried to explain and told him .....
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Originally posted by: Ken in CA on 12/12/2007 8:19:49 AM
"There was this weird fat guy with a larger round leech like creature on the leg of what looked like a reindeer, dropped you off here. There was a note of instructed pinned to your shirt, but the billy goat ate most of it. Look for yourself."
The note read....
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Originally posted by: James Brown on 1/1/2008 9:58:25 AM
... Have a Merry Christmas. The note also said ... Be careful this New Years when you pop your fire crackers. Make sure MJ doesn't try so shoot the bottle rockets from his ......
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Originally posted by: Jblake on 1/1/2008 4:06:53 PM
Plummer's buttcrack. He had forgotten to spackle it closed again.
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so instead he grabbed some roman candles and ran around in the snow naked with em lit shooting from between his buttcheeks yellin hey everybody look what i can do
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