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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 10/3/2007 8:35:27 PM
Ah Darkhorse, you have found me out, I had a sense of humour. but it was surgically removed when I joined the Military, oh well, eventually I'll find it again.....though with a little work i think we could come up with a mascot for the Board like the pic of ducks on the t-shirt from the Board Outing...LOL
Sorry Troy, my bad....
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Originally posted by: golfNducks on 10/3/2007 9:08:20 PM
I think it was really crazy that everyone thinks I look like this.
When I really look like this
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Originally posted by: MJ on 10/4/2007 7:13:07 AM
Hey Ducks, what golf course does that young lady work, and what is she doing snuggling up to an old man like you. Or is that your daughter..........   .............MJ
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Originally posted by: Ken in CA on 10/4/2007 8:08:22 AM
quote: Originally posted by MJ: Hey Ducks, what golf course does that young lady work, and what is she doing snuggling up to an old man like you. Or is that your daughter.......... .............MJ
Careful MJ, I think that's also a gun behind him hanging on that door! 
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Originally posted by: DarkHorse on 10/4/2007 8:12:51 AM
Isn't the child the one who's supposed to making the funny face???? ...Or maybe the funny face is being made by the child!
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Originally posted by: golfNducks on 10/4/2007 8:36:13 AM
quote: Originally posted by DarkHorse: Or maybe the funny face is being made by the child!
Yep, cuz that's the way I roll.
That young lady will NEVER work at a golf course. I know how you perverts are to those cart girls.
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Originally posted by: MJ on 10/4/2007 9:46:24 AM
We may be perverts, but we would never run over your balls.........MJ
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Originally posted by: heff on 10/4/2007 4:43:04 PM
quote: That young lady will NEVER work at a golf course. I know how you perverts are to those cart girls.
Oh Ducks, but do you have some heartache coming your way. They say girls go for someone JUST LIKE THIER FATHER. It is all coming back to you now....................lol
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Originally posted by: rookieblue7 on 10/4/2007 7:41:54 PM
Dear TOOTB,
I have a few questions for you sir. #1, why do my normal playing partners always find is hilariously funny to fart while riding in the cart while leaning over and firing them in my direction as opposed to firing to the outside? #2 What is proper etiquite for kicking them square in the balls when they do said offense?
Thanks in advance,
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 10/5/2007 2:35:30 PM
Well RB7, first of all
According to Wikipedia:
Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum. It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'passing wind' (UK).
Social context
In many cultures, human flatulence in public is regarded as embarrassing and repulsive, even to the point of being a taboo subject. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and smell. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing.
Flatulence is a potential source of humor, either due to the foul smell or the sounds produced. Some find humour in flatulence ignition, which is possible due to the presence of flammable gases such as hydrogen and methane, though the process can result in burn injuries to the rectum, anus and surrounding buttocks.
While the act of farting is generally considered to be an unfortunate occurrence in public settings, a flatus may, in casual circumstances, be used as either a humorous supplement to a joke, or as a comic activity in and of itself.
The History of Farting, by Benjamin Bart, is a collection of assorted limericks, facts, and blurbs on farting, while Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart, by Jim Dawson, gives a more complete cultural discussion of the historical and social significance of farting.
Also please go to Farting - Funny! for more info and links.
Now in your case, since I don't know you personally, but can figure from your posts, you are a serious , upright, solid citizen....
intelligent, good golfer, handily thrashing your opponents at every turn, skimming $$$ from their wallet on the weekends and generally making your playing partners look foolish for their pipe dreams of finally taking the game from you and actually---Heavens FORBID - beating you!!!
Hence the farting at you. It's a compliment, a fraternal gesture of bonhomie, letting you know they consider you "One of the guys" even though they secretly want to take you out behind the clubhouse and beat you with your 9 iron.
Also:
Golf Defined
Golf Etiquette
OR
They are just being guys and dropping bombs on you cuz they can, I'd go with the second!!!
As to the second question:
I need to know a few things!
Can you run fast to your vehicle?
Will you ever see these guys again?
Moving in the near future? (Tomorrow, maybe?)
If so, then a swift one with the toe of your foot, run like he double "L" and never see the individual again, unless you KNOW you will survive, smashing the family jewels (unless your talking about his Pro V1's left out on the putting green) is not usually conducive to making friends and impressing people, having said that, good hunting.... or hurting as the case may be!
Otherwise there is NO real proper etiquette to crashing the pants. IE Turning the foot sideways, wearing proper attire, a knowing smile etc etc etc.
Hit, run away and pray the guy never catches up to you is the general rule.
TOOTB
PS this is not the sort of question TOOTB will answer as there is no REAL right answer, but what the hey! I like "farting around" as much as the next guy, and flatulance, belching, and other rude noises are part of the normal course of events in my regular .. get it regular... group.
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Originally posted by: rookieblue7 on 10/5/2007 4:00:21 PM
quote: Originally posted by Canadian Golfer: Well RB7, first of all According to Wikipedia: Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum. It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'passing wind' (UK). Social context In many cultures, human flatulence in public is regarded as embarrassing and repulsive, even to the point of being a taboo subject. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and smell. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing. Flatulence is a potential source of humor, either due to the foul smell or the sounds produced. Some find humour in flatulence ignition, which is possible due to the presence of flammable gases such as hydrogen and methane, though the process can result in burn injuries to the rectum, anus and surrounding buttocks. While the act of farting is generally considered to be an unfortunate occurrence in public settings, a flatus may, in casual circumstances, be used as either a humorous supplement to a joke, or as a comic activity in and of itself. The History of Farting, by Benjamin Bart, is a collection of assorted limericks, facts, and blurbs on farting, while Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart, by Jim Dawson, gives a more complete cultural discussion of the historical and social significance of farting. Also please go to Farting - Funny! for more info and links. Now in your case, since I don't know you personally, but can figure from your posts, you are a serious , upright, solid citizen.... intelligent, good golfer, handily thrashing your opponents at every turn, skimming $$$ from their wallet on the weekends and generally making your playing partners look foolish for their pipe dreams of finally taking the game from you and actually---Heavens FORBID - beating you!!! Hence the farting at you. It's a compliment, a fraternal gesture of bonhomie, letting you know they consider you "One of the guys" even though they secretly want to take you out behind the clubhouse and beat you with your 9 iron. Also: Golf DefinedGolf EtiquetteOR They are just being guys and dropping bombs on you cuz they can, I'd go with the second!!! As to the second question: I need to know a few things! Can you run fast to your vehicle? Will you ever see these guys again? Moving in the near future? (Tomorrow, maybe?) If so, then a swift one with the toe of your foot, run like he double "L" and never see the individual again, unless you KNOW you will survive, smashing the family jewels (unless your talking about his Pro V1's left out on the putting green) is not usually conducive to making friends and impressing people, having said that, good hunting.... or hurting as the case may be! Otherwise there is NO real proper etiquette to crashing the pants. IE Turning the foot sideways, wearing proper attire, a knowing smile etc etc etc. Hit, run away and pray the guy never catches up to you is the general rule. TOOTB PS this is not the sort of question TOOTB will answer as there is no REAL right answer, but what the hey! I like "farting around" as much as the next guy, and flatulance, belching, and other rude noises are part of the normal course of events in my regular .. get it regular... group. TOOTB
Yeah, my comedic genius, as it appeared to me, was more of the type of effort you'd see in a budget second tier drama. There was none... I still want to kick them in the balls, no doubt, mainly because it smells like death and vomit when they do it. It would be funny if my face didn't turn green, and my stomach didn't do sommersaults. Be that as it may, I might suggest that we take 3 carts instead of 2 from now on, so I can have my own. Oh, and I like to goof around as much as the next guy, don't get me wrong. But when I find myself looking for the tapioca abortion running down their leg afterwards it ceases being funny.
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Originally posted by: Steven Berry on 10/5/2007 4:23:49 PM
Remind me not to room with Heff the on the next board outing. I might get something shoved up a$$ for tooting in my sleep.
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 10/5/2007 5:14:10 PM
By Rookieblue7
quote: Yeah, my comedic genius, as it appeared to me, was more of the type of effort you'd see in a budget second tier drama. There was none... I still want to kick them in the balls, no doubt, mainly because it smells like death and vomit when they do it. It would be funny if my face didn't turn green, and my stomach didn't do sommersaults. Be that as it may, I might suggest that we take 3 carts instead of 2 from now on, so I can have my own. Oh, and I like to goof around as much as the next guy, don't get me wrong. But when I find myself looking for the tapioca abortion running down their leg afterwards it ceases being funny.
Well in my mind that would be worth it then, there you go, it's all in good fun unless an eye gets poked out....then it's a sport!!!
Reminds me of one time I was working away in the cabin of a SeaKing helicopter, one of the mechanical types was working in the keel area doing a repair and dropped a bomb whose fragrant fumes wafted slowly up and caused me to waver dizzily for a few minutes until I got out of the aircraft and about 50 feet away.
He laughed his hole off, as he is known for his timely emissions.
Vengeance is mine, that evening I quaffed down a couple of brewskies, ate a bag of Dorito Hot and Spicy Tortilla chips, topped it off with a can of Dr Pepper and let it ferment overnight.
The next day He was in the transmission area on top of the aircraft, hooked to a fall restraint harness and I was below him, fortunate for me but not him, the noxious emanation fron my anal orifice scooted up the cabin wall and caught him..... with no place to go, Bwaaa-haaa-haaaa, Got him back!!!!!!  .
Perhaps you can employ a similar feat of derring-do (or doo-doo).
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 10/5/2007 5:36:57 PM
Oh, for all the new guys, if you are wondering what the heck started all this, go to page one and the first post, in fact read through the whole thing, it's been fun so far....
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Originally posted by: heff on 10/5/2007 7:32:24 PM
quote: Remind me not to room with Heff the on the next board outing. I might get something shoved up a$$ for tooting in my sleep.
LMFAO oh, you all are killing me.....
Steve How the He!! did Heff get drug into this thing, the Heff is innocent, this time.
Rookie we have a guy at work, that if you see him in your area, MOVE. The boy is in need of serious medical attention. All his guts Have rotted away.................I really pity his wife.
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 10/6/2007 3:29:11 AM
Gosh Heff,
quote: LMFAO oh, you all are killing me.....
Steve How the He!! did Heff get drug into this thing, the Heff is innocent, this time.
Didn't you read the terms and conditions??????????
Terms and Conditions of the PGA Tour Partners Club Bulletin Board\
Section 600
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After a Member of "The Board" has First Posted a Message in any Forum, The Member is Subject to the Ridicule of The Board Members, and is Hereafter "Open for Shots" at any time and in any Forum, Whether or not The Member has actually Contributed to A Particular Forum, Subject or Thread.
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Originally posted by: Steven Berry on 10/6/2007 8:06:42 AM
My bad, should have said Rookie
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Originally posted by: heff on 10/6/2007 9:26:32 AM
quote: My bad, should have said Rookie
If you room with Rookie and disperse less than intangible odors the least you will get is a three page response. Worst case, a trip to the hospital to remove foot from arss.
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Originally posted by: dje on 10/8/2007 5:17:05 AM
Flatulence[/quote]
I thought that a Flatulence was the vehicle that brought assistance to those run over by a steam roller.
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/16/2007 5:55:45 PM
For Newbies:
What the Heck is this about????
TOOTB is Open for Business, all.
Change St Louis to Chicago, in the Link destination above, I drink Coor's, Bud, Keith's Labatt's, Guiness (if I am drunk already), or any fine Pale Ale.
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Originally posted by: DarkHorse on 11/16/2007 6:37:58 PM
Why?
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Originally posted by: Steven Berry on 11/16/2007 6:51:53 PM
Please don't unleash the wrath of the Great and Powerful Oracle. Forgive him oh great one, he will soon learn of your great power
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Originally posted by: golfNducks on 11/16/2007 7:08:10 PM
Don't F with the O, DH!
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Originally posted by: Steven Berry on 11/16/2007 7:28:27 PM
You tell him Ducks, no one wants to be on The Oracle's bad side.
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Originally posted by: golfNducks on 11/16/2007 7:39:30 PM
He is basically a rookie still so I hope TOOTB will forgive him.
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Originally posted by: DarkHorse on 11/16/2007 7:44:56 PM
Hey,
You guys apparently don't have much faith in TOOTB!!!! I think he can handle this one.... Even though he couldn't handle my "Par3 cart path only" question!!! 
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Originally posted by: Steven Berry on 11/16/2007 8:07:04 PM
I thought he DID answer your question. Anyway, WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED TO RIDE DOWN A PAR THREE?
Unless you are handicap, then I think it would be alright.
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/17/2007 5:31:36 AM
By DH:
quote: Why?
Answer :
Why not?
Thank you, thank you very much, 1 beer on your tab!!!!
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/17/2007 5:40:11 AM
By DH:
quote: You guys apparently don't have much faith in TOOTB!!!! I think he can handle this one.... Even though he couldn't handle my "Par3 cart path only" question!!!
Answer
Also just FYI, the mown area in front of the green that "looks" like a fairway is called "The Apron".
No strings attached for this bit of UFI.
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Originally posted by: DarkHorse on 11/17/2007 5:52:58 AM
quote: Originally posted by Canadian Golfer: By DH: quote: Why?
Answer : Why not? Thank you, thank you very much, 1 beer on your tab!!!! TOOTB
I thought for sure you were going to go with BECAUSE... I first heard the urban legend in 1975.
Oh, and I never said that you didn't answer the Par3 question... I said that you couldn't handle it..which is pretty much true...
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Originally posted by: heff on 11/17/2007 6:28:45 AM
quote: "Par3 cart path only" question
This question has been answered several times I cant believe you are revisiting this again....I think we are going to Change DH's screen name to ..............
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Originally posted by: DarkHorse on 11/17/2007 7:17:55 AM
quote: Originally posted by heff: quote: "Par3 cart path only" question
This question has been answered several times I cant believe you are revisiting this again....I think we are going to Change DH's screen name to ..............
It really wasn't I who revisted it... I asked a completely different question.
BUT how about, Hmmmm,.... FriendOfAll for a name change???
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Originally posted by: heff on 11/17/2007 7:43:19 AM
I was thinking of keeping the DH part, it would be fitting. IMHO
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Originally posted by: DarkHorse on 11/17/2007 7:48:15 AM
quote: Originally posted by heff:
I was thinking of keeping the DH part, it would be fitting. IMHO
Ohhhhhh, you mean DistanceHitter. Got it!
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/17/2007 4:16:07 PM
quote: and I never said that you didn't answer the Par3 question... I said that you couldn't handle it..which is pretty much true...
The Original Question:
quote: Why are par 3's always cartpath only--especially the longer ones? Are their fairways and rough more sensitive than all the other holes on the course? I've run into a few 230-250 par 3's that He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named says most of us can't reach in regulation, so what gives (even on the shorter ones)????
See Page 28
A Secondary Related Question:
quote: Then what do you call that finely mowed grass within the rough that approaches the green?
Also just FYI, the mown area in front of the green that "looks" like a fairway is called "The Apron". See Page 36 for this one!
quote: BTW, your answer MIGHT be correct, but I don't like that reason for it. I may have to consult a course superintendant...
Veriy I say, you may not LIKE the answer, You may mot UNDERSTAND the answer, but there is ALWAYS an answer, blah, blah, blah.
Rebuttal Here:
Not that I am taking umbrage at your inability to process information, and I am sorry for attrubuting the question to revkev, but those are the answers, i checked with Course Superintendants throughout the North American continent, gleaning trades secret information from them, squeezing the very life from their shattered bodies for these closely held factoids, to appease the lowly masses with an educated and informed response to such an inane question, I mean c'mon a Par 3, think about. GIR is Par less 2 putts, that gives you ONE shot to get on the green, you cannot get a fairway in regulation on a Par 3, there are NO fairways on Par 3's, you can only hope for an up and down from off the green, .... but I digress, as MOTB (Members Of The Board) found out in ST L as we were momentarily driving in the rough on one course the Marshall was quickly over to us to point out the error of our ways, after suitable apologies we were off to finish the round, to never again commit the sin of driving in the rough.
So stick to cart path on Par 3's, it is the ONLY choice, and if you have to carry 3 clubs on four different holes through 18, then good for you, you needed the exercise....otherwise, miss closer to the cart path....(I am laughing here, don't take this seriously)
Philosophy 101:
The second answer,"Because", which you provided, is the singular second rate answer for a philisophically oriented question like this.
As background info, this question was routinely asked on Philosophy exams at Universities,
Why not? is the answer that will get you an "A"
Because will get you a "B"
any longwinded attempt to explain "Why?", so long as it is original and entertaining, might get you a D or C if the Prof is in a particularily good mood.
As I forgot about the Par 3 question, and had given some-one else credit for the question, this one was free of charge,
Tab:
DH 1 beer for TOOTB and 1 "oops, I'm sorry" from TOOTB - now let it go!!!
For Entertainment Purposes Only, Please Read Terms and Conditions for Use of TOOTB before coming after him with a Weapon,
(C)2007 TOOTB (World-Wide) Inc, [A For Beer-profit Organization]
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/17/2007 5:44:23 PM
Dear TOOTB
If you are a beer for profit Organization, is it Lablatt's or is it Moosehead that give you your wonderous mystical powers.
Concerened golfer from Hawaii
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Originally posted by: DarkHorse on 11/17/2007 6:50:35 PM
quote: Originally posted by Canadian Golfer:
1. Veriy I say, you may not LIKE the answer, You may mot UNDERSTAND the answer, but there is ALWAYS an answer, blah, blah, blah.
Not that I am taking umbrage at your inability to process information....
2. As background info, this question was routinely asked on Philosophy exams at Universities,
Why not? is the answer that will get you an "A"
Because will get you a "B"
any longwinded attempt to explain "Why?", so long as it is original and entertaining, might get you a D or C if the Prof is in a particularily good mood.
3. DH 1 beer for TOOTB and 1 "oops, I'm sorry" from TOOTB - now let it go!!!
1. Although your Par 3 answer reeks of amatuerism, I must confess that I'm impressed with your obvious off-season workout regime for your humour. You have definitely stepped it up a couple of notches. Bravo! The Candian night club circuit must be very strong.
2. As impressed as I am with your new found humour, and even though I did like your answer, I am highly disappointed that the great Oracle would fall for an urban legend. That question was most likely never asked, there's no effidence that it's ever been asked and certainly was not routinely asked on Philosophy exams.
3. I look forward to buying you a beer of your choice, and you have no reason to apologize to me... but "let it go" ???? LMFAO... C'mon... Have you not read the Square Driver thread????
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/18/2007 6:21:57 AM
quote: If you are a beer for profit Organization, is it Lablatt's or is it Moosehead that give you your wonderous mystical powers.
UGGGG, Let TOOTB inform you all!!!
1. I ONLY imbibe Moosepee if, and only if, it is the only wobbly-pop other than Dos Equis (or however you spell it) that is available.
2. Labatts, is an adequate, if rather bitter tasting, second choice.
So, my Luau attending friend, I PREFER, Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale (crisp and refreshing, clean aftertaste), Brador(6.5% Alcohol per Volume... need I say more?), the Canuck versions of Coors, Coors Light. (smooth, slight bite), MGD (easy-going, smooth, draft-in-a-bottle) and/or Budweiser ( the disputed King of Beers which has been known to slide past my gullet into the tummy).
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/18/2007 6:23:57 AM
However, I am NOT going to turn my nose up at the offer of beers from my American Golfing Compatriats...all beers are welcome, in moderation of course.
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Originally posted by: heff on 11/18/2007 9:50:10 AM
quote: I ONLY imbibe Moosepee if, and only if, it is the only wobbly-pop other than Dos Equis (or however you spell it) that is available.
2. Labatts, is an adequate, if rather bitter tasting, second choice.
So, my Luau attending friend, I PREFER, Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale (crisp and refreshing, clean aftertaste), Brador(6.5% Alcohol per Volume... need I say more?), the Canuck versions of Coors, Coors Light. (smooth, slight bite), MGD (easy-going, smooth, draft-in-a-bottle) and/or Budweiser ( the disputed King of Beers which has been known to slide past my gullet into the tummy).
Must be a thing against New Brunswick.
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Originally posted by: Dave "Toke" Tokonitz on 11/19/2007 2:01:25 AM
dear oracle. ah, it must be getting cold up there in the "northern territory" and the watery parts of your brain matter might be starting to freeze. the answer to the question "WHY" that will get you an "A" on your philosophy exam is "BECAUSE". the answer "WHY NOT" will get you a "B". the reason? while "WHY NOT" is a very good answer, you NEVER answer a question with another question. sorry buddy. (BTW i'll drink any US domestic beer except Miller LITE) toke
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Originally posted by: Kevin B on 11/19/2007 7:57:53 AM
I now know the reason CG is known as TOOTB, when asked which Beer grants him his mystical powers, does he answer? NO!! we get a short history on Beer. So a person could conclude that the mystacal powers are simoply the ability to not answer a question while appearing to not only answer but to sooth the normal person.
This seems an awful lot like political double, ney triple speak. I am not sure if we should belive the areospace dribble he tris to pass off on us, but is he ever wrong? (the preceeding is a question lets see what happens, I wonder if we will learn about5 Crown Royal)
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/19/2007 7:01:32 PM
Crown Royal. A distictive Canadian Whisky, some little facts about it
1. 1.25 million barrels stored at Gimli Manitoba, great reason to visit there eh?
2. 1965, the year CR was brought to the US of A
3. 1939 - The year CR was created . Why? you ask... to commemorate the visit of King George VI and Queen Elizabeth to Canada!!
Too bad it took 'til 65 to get it down there eh?
quote: Crown Royal uses one of the world's purest sources of water, Canada's ancient Rocky Mountain glaciers, for its whiskies. The individual whiskies that make up the Crown Royal blend are made from milled corn, rye and malted barley, and distilled in column stills to the highest standards. Following distillation, each individual whisky is aged in both seasoned and new white oak barrels, eventually to be selected at their optimum maturity for the Crown Royal blend.
Courtesy of Crown Royal
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Originally posted by: Canadian Golfer on 11/19/2007 7:06:17 PM
quote: but is he ever wrong?
Lest we think that TOOTB is perfect, he is NOT. but he is as close as you computer keyboard for educational edification of your mortal, inquiring minds.
Tokes. why not a question, simply because isn't necessarily an answer. (Tongue inserted into cheek at this point)
To be or not, to be, that is the question.
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I have a question... Did The Oracle of the Board die with the old bulletin board?
I will hosting the 2nd Annual Board Outing June 6-8 in Chicagoland. If you are interested in attending, please send me an email with your name and cell phone number at dark.horse8@yahoo.com
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...And did I just bring back all the old topics by asking that last question?!?!?!?
I will hosting the 2nd Annual Board Outing June 6-8 in Chicagoland. If you are interested in attending, please send me an email with your name and cell phone number at dark.horse8@yahoo.com
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I have a question... Did The Oracle of the Board die with the old bulletin board? ****** Good Question. I guess we will have to wait and see if the oracle finds his was to the new site
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James Brown wrote: I have a question... Did The Oracle of the Board die with the old bulletin board? ****** Good Question. I guess we will have to wait and see if the oracle finds his was to the new site ______________________________________________________________________ Life Member since October 2006
JB, No TOOTB is NOT dead, merely in hibernation, (cuz it's cold up here!!)
However as I have started to check this location again after my Computer was down for a couple of months, and with a bunch of other things happeneing, I have FINALLY got it all straightened out and NOW am going to actively pursue all BBS's, notice boards, GameTrack crud, vlah,vlah,vlah (Russian for blah). SO! If you have the need for further educational information and have a valid question, then TOOTB shall be more than happy, dare I say Happier than normal, to provide the questioner with enough gobbledy-gook for one to require hipwaders... All Beers shall be held in Reserve for the 3rd Annual Board Outing, Location TBD. TOOTB For Entertainment Purposes Only, Please Read Terms and Conditions for Use of TOOTB before coming after him with a Weapon,
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